Hello "old bean". 

I write complain about last night's "gig"at the HMV Forum in the quaint little village known as Kentish Town. I admit that from talking to my fellow moustachioed accomplices I may be in a minority of 1 with this jeremiad but I'm making it anyway. 

My grievance?  Quite simply, the gig did not last long enough. 

I won't procrastinate, I know that annoys the members of the band somewhat and I already have plenty of greys.…

I have several obsessions. Luckily they are all fairly healthy ones although I do question whether the football supporter part is good for me mentally or physically.  I've been reading a book called "We don't Know What we're Doing" by Adrian Chiles about the madness of supporting a team and I empathise with his general conclusion. We must be masochistic madmen/women. I support Huddersfield Town in England's League One. It's been a good season.

I love music too but I can't…